Spot your Breed

14/06/2012 - Blog

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? 

(Recognise your dog here?) 

Golden Retriever:

The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb??

Border Collie:

Just one.  And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Dachshund:

You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler:

Make me.

Boxer:

Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Labrador:

Oh me, me!!!!!  Pleeeeeeeeeease let me change the light bulb!  Can I?  Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeease??

German Shepherd:

I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier:

I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheepdog:

Light bulb?  I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb?

Chihuahua:

Yoquiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer:

I see it, there it is, there it is, right there…..

Greyhound:

It isn’t moving.  Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:

First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

Poodle:

I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it.  By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Ridgeback:

I do not take orders.  If you wish to suggest I change the bulb, I will consider this in my own time and get back to you later.

Bulldog:

Yawns from his comfy position on the sofa and then rolls back over to sleep.