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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? 

(Recognise your dog here?) 

Golden Retriever:

The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb??

Border Collie:

Just one.  And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.


You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!


Make me.


Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


Oh me, me!!!!!  Pleeeeeeeeeease let me change the light bulb!  Can I?  Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeease??

German Shepherd:

I’ll change it as soon as play pokies I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier:

I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing australia online casino off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheepdog:

Light bulb?  I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb?


Yoquiero Taco Bulb.


I see it, there it is, there it is, right there…..


It isn’t moving.  Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:

First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…


I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it.  By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


I do not take orders.  If you wish to suggest I change the bulb, I will consider this in my own time and get back to you later.


Yawns from his comfy position on the sofa and then rolls back over to sleep.